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Tier 3 · nothing rude, same meaning
Currently Unavailable Robe
Fleece robe
$74
Typewritten on the chest like a library notice. Double meaning fully intended: the robe is unavailable because you are wearing it, and you are unavailable because you are wearing the robe.
Shawl collar high enough to disappear into. Pockets deep enough for a paperback and a cat treat.
- Material
- Heavyweight plush fleece, shawl collar, tie belt, two deep pockets.
- Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
- Printing
- Made to order, 2 to 5 business days, then shipped.
- Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $75. Everything else ships flat for $6.