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Good Part Slippers

Memory-foam slippers

$42

Colour
Size

Left slipper says the first part. Right slipper finishes the sentence. Read together from across the room, the message is complete; read one at a time, it is mysterious, which is also acceptable.

Rubber soles so you can answer the door without going outside. You will not answer the door.

Material
Sherpa-lined upper, memory-foam footbed, rubber sole for the trip to the kettle.
Care
Spot clean.
Printing
Made to order, 2 to 5 business days, then shipped.
Shipping
Free shipping on orders over $75. Everything else ships flat for $6.

Goes with the evening