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Tier 2 · the safe twin
The Statement Tee (Safe)
Garment-dyed heavyweight tee
$28
The same tee with one glyph swapped, for gifts that have to get past a parent, a school pickup line, or a platform’s ad reviewer. One asterisk on the U. Never “Frick,” never “Fudge.” Coy kills it.
- Material
- 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, relaxed fit.
- Care
- Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low.
- Printing
- Made to order, 2 to 5 business days, then shipped.
- Shipping
- Free shipping on orders over $75. Everything else ships flat for $6.